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Egotistical Narcissist


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and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to


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I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

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“ I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date. ”

—    i.c. - delicatepoetry (via perfect)

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kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg